So tonight, my co-contributor and friend, the binzer, went to a Jordan Knight concert. Since hitting our dreadful thirtieth year, we have felt the need to relive our childhood and spend lots of money and time on our beloved New Kids on the Block. It has been worth every penny and second of our lives, and we may just quit our jobs and become NKOTB groupies.
On that wonderful dreamy note, we need to discuss our concerns with our fellow "FG's" and their apparent lack of full length mirrors or decent friends. Honestly, if I won the lottery tomorrow, I would purchase full length mirros for every household.
Some examples:
If your chest area requires it's own zip code due to square footage, I don't want to see mile markers. Cover that shit up!
If you are in a size with a double digit, and the first number is a 2, sequins are not your friends when placed in wide vertical lines with flower print behind them. It makes it hard to focus on anything but your uncoordinated body moving and shining in the light.
While we are reliving our childhood, there are some thing that should remain in the decade it was most popular. These include, but are not limited to scrunchies, white jean miniskirts, and the "poof"...
As a fat girl, I understand the need/want/burning desire to look good. However, when you wear clothes that are not flattering to your body shape, you give the rest of us a bad name.
I'm all for a personal sense of style, but if Carson Kressly was at the concert this evening, I truly believe he would have shaken his head in shame at the fashion faux pas that were clearly evident this evening.
So please, all "FG's" let's help each other out!!
On that wonderful dreamy note, we need to discuss our concerns with our fellow "FG's" and their apparent lack of full length mirrors or decent friends. Honestly, if I won the lottery tomorrow, I would purchase full length mirros for every household.
Some examples:
If your chest area requires it's own zip code due to square footage, I don't want to see mile markers. Cover that shit up!
If you are in a size with a double digit, and the first number is a 2, sequins are not your friends when placed in wide vertical lines with flower print behind them. It makes it hard to focus on anything but your uncoordinated body moving and shining in the light.
While we are reliving our childhood, there are some thing that should remain in the decade it was most popular. These include, but are not limited to scrunchies, white jean miniskirts, and the "poof"...
As a fat girl, I understand the need/want/burning desire to look good. However, when you wear clothes that are not flattering to your body shape, you give the rest of us a bad name.
I'm all for a personal sense of style, but if Carson Kressly was at the concert this evening, I truly believe he would have shaken his head in shame at the fashion faux pas that were clearly evident this evening.
So please, all "FG's" let's help each other out!!
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