Ever hear a skinny bitch talk about her food baby after eating? You know, cause her stomach is so full that it is protruding, similar to that of a pregnant woman? I have and it makes me want to stab them.
Why?
Because after a good shat, said food baby will be gone.
For fat girls?
Said food baby travels to hips or thighs...or if your one of the lucky few.... arm, chins or toes...
Tonight, we ventured to a chinese buffet. First, we were the minority because chinese people eat chinese food.... in large quantities...and are skinny.... maybe I should look into that with extensive research!
On an off note, maybe its the culture, but the restaurant was full of rude people. Old men hitting on young chinese women (and by hitting on I mean being culturally inappropriate and making fun of their accents) and people plowing you down to get to the buffet...
As a fattie, I enjoy food...however, I am not rude enough to plow down people carrying their plates of food and if I do bump into someone, I apologize..
Honestly, with these hips, I could take out each and every of them on my way to the buffet, but I was raised to be courteous and I will move aside or shift my position. But these people were insane!
So back to the food baby...fatties get food babies, however its like an episode of "I didn't know that I was pregnant" and we hide it well. We do however shat out the food, but the fat content has a mind of its own and wants to remain snug in our bodies...unable to cut the cord. We are like elephants, and the fat remains in our bodies for a minimum of 40 months....unless we try some fad diet....
Another blog about diets....
